Satan Is A Jerk!

Why do some people say that Satan is a jerk?

• He is a liar (which is often why you will see him with his pants on fire)
• He deceives people by dressing up like an angel
• He stalks people, prowling around ready to pounce and consume them 
• He actually plans how to do damage and injure people (our friends, family)
• His single-minded mission is to steal, and kill and destroy everything that is precious to God
• He is constantly denouncing us and besmirching our character 
• He entices us to stray from godly living and pursuing Christ 
• He hates Christians and has launched a war against them 
• He causes illness and injuries

http://www.HolyBibleVerse.com/Satan.htm has some Holy Bible verses about Satan.

http://www.SeekFreak.com/Satan.htm is just a dual search on generic search engines Google & Yahoo for search term "Satan".

In traditional Christian understanding of the holy Hebrew scriptures, the Torah, Satan is a synonym for the Devil. For most Christians, he is believed to be an angel who rebelled against God—and also the one who spoke through the serpent and seduced Eve into disobeying God's command. His ultimate goal is to lead people away from the love of God—to lead them to fallacies which God opposes. Satan is also identified as the accuser of Job, the tempter in the Gospels, the secret power of lawlessness in 2 Thessalonians 2:7, and the dragon in the Book of Revelation. Before his insurrection, Satan was among the highest of all angels and the "brightest in the sky". His pride is considered a reason why he would not bow to God as all other angels did, but sought to rule heaven himself. The popularly held beliefs that Satan was once an angel who becomes prideful and eventually rebels against God, however, are not portrayed explicitly in the Bible and are mostly based on inference (e.g., Ezekiel 28 and Isaiah 14:12–17). In mainstream Christianity he is called "the ruler of the demons" (Matthew 12:24), "the ruler of the world" and "the god of this world". (2 Cor. 4:4). The Book of Revelation describes how Satan will be cast out of Heaven, down to the earth, having "great anger" and waging war against "those who obey God's commandments and hold to the testimony of Jesus." Ultimately, Satan is thrown into the "Lake of fire," not as ruler, but as one among many, being tormented day and night forever and ever. From WikiPedia.

People's beliefs concerning the Devil range from the silly to the abstract—from a little red guy with horns who sits on your shoulder urging you to sin, to an expression used to describe the personification of evil. The Bible, however, gives us a clear portrait of who Satan is and how he affects our lives. Put simply, the Bible defines Satan as an angelic being who fell from his position in heaven due to sin and is now completely opposed to God, doing all in his power to thwart God's purposes. Even though Lucifer was cast out of heaven, he still seeks to elevate his throne above God. He counterfeits all that God does, hoping to gain the worship of the world and encourage opposition to God's kingdom. Satan is the ultimate source behind every false cult and world religion. Satan will do anything and everything in his power to oppose God and those who follow God. However, Satan’s destiny is sealed—an eternity in the lake of fire.

Change the words Satan to Jerk in the BIBLE texts on:
http://www.biblethumper.net/?search=Satan&change=Satan-Jerk&type=ESV

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Definition: dev·il (dvl) n.
1. often Devil In many religions, the major personified spirit of evil, ruler of Hell, and foe of God. Used with the.
2. A subordinate evil spirit; a demon.
3. A wicked or malevolent person.

Thesaurus/Synonyms: Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness, Satan, adversary, archfiend,beast, brute, bête noire, common enemy, dastard, diablo, djinn, dybbuk, enfant terrible,evil one, fiend, genie, hellion, imp, knave, monster, ogre, rogue, scamp, scoundrel, theErinyes, the Furies, the dickens, villain, Angel of Darkness, Antichrist, Apollyon, Diabolus, King of Hell, archfiend, demon, the Evil Spirit, satanic ritualsAntonyms: 412, Apollyon, Beelzebub, Diabolus, King of Hell, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness, archfiend, christ, demon, the Evil Spirit
Was the serpent (book of Genesis) the devil or Satan in disguise? Many people think the serpent was Satan or one of his agents. The serpent's acts of deception, temptation and ridicule are the same as the methods used by Satan, but the Bible does not say for sure.

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Stupid Link Of The Week (Warning: BAD TASTE):

http://www.Satan.Is-A-Jerk.com - Should this website be banned or praised? May be considered as bullying Satan and these days bully laws are becoming a reality!  It is not nice to call anyone a jerk! But, does Satan deserve to be called a jerk as an exception?

Fineprint: The above link is not safe for kids, Christians, Humans, aliens, cats, dogs, schools, libraries or work (NSFW, job, coworkers or boss might see/hear) as it shows insults geared to the name Satan. The main part of page is an animated Flash movie (neat background music that changes each load of page) with random insults with the name Satan in background. Below the Flash are some dumb links to other useless sites (just ignore them, infact; ignore this link all together!).